December 23

12/23 - ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the House, the Dems had decreed “impeach that tweet mouse.” The Articles were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that the Senate might soon grow a pair. The Donald was nestled all snug in his bed, watching Fox News without any dread. Then up on the Hill there arose such a clatter, I drove to DC to see what was the matter. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, ‘twas the ghost of McCain and eight tiny reindeer. You’ve all been so naughty so I’m back from the grave. Partisans aside, there’s a country to save. Now Donald, now Mitch, now Nancy and Rudy; on Biden, on Liz, on Peter and Bernie. The Chinese and Russians are kicking our butts, they’ll divide us and conquer if we don’t have some guts. The world will support us – just fight the right fight. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!